BRASSPLAYERS' JOKES AND STORIES

1.What's the difference between a tuba player and a Domino's large pizza? The pizza could feed a family of four!

2.Adolph Herseth to a student complaining that his lips were tired and hurt:" No one ever said trumpet playing would feel good"

3.Two of Arnold Jacob's favorite phrases:"we play by Song and Wind" and "strength is our enemy,weakness is our friend "

To add your joke or story, E-mail Brassplayer.com and if it is appropriate, I will add it, along with your name if you wish.